Without going into personal details, Comrade Director has been beset by certain personal impediments and is devoting his time to other endeavors that best suit his needs at this time.Has anyone seen or heard Red Square in a while? I would have just assumed he was recovering from the extra vodka rations after the inauguration, but has anyone seen or heard from him since Nov 5?
Is he ok? I suggest we check haylofts in all the tractor barns immediately. I'm concerned something nefarious has happened since the ultra-MAGA revolution has taken control.
He is not in danger or under threat but your expressions of encouragement and best wishes could bring him a measure of joy to know that we're all thinking of him and that he is missed.
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 1/28/2025, 11:53 am