The Vox Populi Vox Dei of Texazistan has unanimously decreed that their dastard Senator, John Cornyn, be known as a Senator without a State. Since his election in 2002 as Texazistan's Senator, John Cornyn joined in a dishonorable pact with Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell to curtail the independence of Texazistan in exchange for pats on the head and monetary supplies from the enemies of Texazistan, and its highly regarded independent thinking in general. Six year term, after 6 year term, the forsaking of Texazistan's values has escalated allowing Texazistan to sink into a mire of borderless boundary lines in the sand along the banks of the Rio Grande while curtailing the right of the People of Texazistan to self-defense when lawlessness presents itself. In June 2022, at the State Republican Convention, John Cornyn damned his own Party Delegates as a mob to which he would never bow.
Henceforth, John Cornyn will be known as a Senator without a State. He will be stripped of all honors and references to Texazistan as follows:
1. John Cornyn is prohibited from cloaking himself in the flag of Texazistan in all future campaign ads,
2. John Cornyn is prohibited from discussing the Texazistanian art of Bar-B-Q,
3. John Cornyn is prohibited from discussing Texazistan's love of Football,
4. Texazistan, as well as the Gulf of America, must be cut out of any map provided for John Cornyn's political use,
5. John Cornyn is prohibited to own copies of Larry McMurtrey's Lonesome Dove in any form. No books, no dvd, or streaming of Lonesome Dove are permissible,
6. All jackalopes will be removed from the walls of John Cornyn's offices, personal libraries, and ranch houses.
Note - Man Without A Country
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Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 2/20/2025, 10:59 am