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People's Blog • Re: Trump to Abandon Puppies to the Polar Vortex

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With the advent of the Department of Government Extinction™ being implemented in the United States Capitol and all the reduction in government benevolence, it often goes unnoticed who the real victims are.

The Unelected™ destructor of Norms™, Elon Musk has informed the Illegitimate™ President Trump, who is literally not my president, that there has been too much government benevolence (as if that's a thing) being doled bestowed upon the CDC's agency of the National Institute for Allergies and Infectious Diseases. This agency does much great work in creating and experimenting with global pandemics, as witnessed in 2020.

One of the sad aspects of this reduction in charity to this world renowned and important research institute is the sudden firing of hundreds of puppies who have dedicated their lives and bodies to the betterment of the Science™ of manufactured pandemics. This is a great loss to Science™ and to the world.

But what's not often talked about, amongst all the banter about who is more deserving of government charity, is the effect this has had on the puppies. These puppies were housed in climate controlled cages and regularly fed. They were well cared for because that was necessary. Conducting experiments on unhealthy puppies is Unscientific™ and would be detrimental to Scientific™ enquiry. No serious conclusions could have been reached if experiments were conducted on unhealthy puppies.

But Trump doesn't care. He's thrown these puppies out, onto the streets, in the middle of a brutal winter polar vortex. This just goes to show just how out of touch the president is with what the people of America really want. Who doesn't love puppies? Only evil people!

Well stated, Comrade KKK. I agree wholeheartedly: Trump is not your President.
(unless he decides to make Australia the 51st State)


Unscience marches on!
(to undo the Science™ that temporarily supplanted Real Science)


 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 2/22/2025, 8:54 pm



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