Comrades,
I know it's been some time since I've corresponded with my comrades in the USSA but it's been because I have been overwhelmingly Burdened™ by what has been commonly referred to as Hate™ speech. But now I am Unburdened By What Has Been™. The wardens of the Southern Paradise Gulag™ have decreed an ordinance banning all Hate™ speech, ensuring that all Haters™ are condemned referred to attitude reassignment surgery in the nearest solitary confinement wings of the aforementioned gulag for up to 7 years of re-education in the art of Love™.
Yes, comrades. Love™ does win, in the end. The greatest of all these is Love™. With the abolition of Hate™ speech. we will now only ever hear expressions of Love™ emanating from the mouths of our fellow inmates comrades.
The wonderful thing about this wonderful new ordinance is that there doesn't even need to be the Intent™ of Hateful™ rhetoric. All that needs to be is that a fellow inmate comrade feels that your rhetoric is Hateful™ and could incite Violence™. This is such a wonderful Standard™. The wardens, are of course, exempt from this ordinance. It's only to cover the inmates comrades.
A new era of Love™ and comity has been birthed on the shores of the Southern Paradise Gulag. Hate™ has been abolished, once and for all. Let the celebrations begin. Beet vodka is on the house. Out of reach.
I know it's been some time since I've corresponded with my comrades in the USSA but it's been because I have been overwhelmingly Burdened™ by what has been commonly referred to as Hate™ speech. But now I am Unburdened By What Has Been™. The wardens of the Southern Paradise Gulag™ have decreed an ordinance banning all Hate™ speech, ensuring that all Haters™ are condemned referred to attitude reassignment surgery in the nearest solitary confinement wings of the aforementioned gulag for up to 7 years of re-education in the art of Love™.
Yes, comrades. Love™ does win, in the end. The greatest of all these is Love™. With the abolition of Hate™ speech. we will now only ever hear expressions of Love™ emanating from the mouths of our fellow inmates comrades.
The wonderful thing about this wonderful new ordinance is that there doesn't even need to be the Intent™ of Hateful™ rhetoric. All that needs to be is that a fellow inmate comrade feels that your rhetoric is Hateful™ and could incite Violence™. This is such a wonderful Standard™. The wardens, are of course, exempt from this ordinance. It's only to cover the inmates comrades.
A new era of Love™ and comity has been birthed on the shores of the Southern Paradise Gulag. Hate™ has been abolished, once and for all. Let the celebrations begin. Beet vodka is on the house. Out of reach.
Statistics: Posted by Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt — 2/8/2025, 5:39 pm