As President Trump begins setting up the team to implement his policies, what is each new mover and shaker doing first?
Here's each first official act of the merit-based / non-DEI team he's assembled:
Elon Musk (DOGE) - Carry plumbing hardware into DOGE HQ and tag the selfie with "let that sink in." Dad jokes are even funnier the second time.
Pete Hegseth (SecDef) - Reset everything back to only male and female. They will start by no longer referring to ships as Zhe/Zheys. Make Grammar Comprehensible Again!
Russ Vought (OMB) - Change official name back to Office of Management and Budget. Four years of business cards with "Orange Man Bad" will need to be reprinted, but it's worth the expense.
Krist Noem (DHS) - Arm wrestle Karoline Leavitt to determine the girlboss pecking order in this administration. The many strong, intelligent women Trump has brought in should get together and give Mark Cuban a beat-down. It would be a good team building exercise.
Tom Holman (ICE) - Compile the list of people to invite on 'ride-alongs' as he takes violent illegal immigrants off the street. It's a long list, but with this many perps there are many opportunities.
Marco Rubio (SOS) - Putting together plans for his MAGA World Tour, where he intends to go country to country and explain to them how debt traps work, using the CCP's Belt and Road Initiative as an example.
Sean Duffy (TranSec) - Change Department policy to focus less on racist roads and more on keeping planes in the skies and trains on the tracks.
Pam Bondi (AG) - Day one, release the political prisoners from Joe Biden's enemies list: Bastille Day in America. Day two, put the blindfold back on Lady Justice where it belongs.
Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 2/8/2025, 11:26 am